- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not exercise.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to smell water.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

done something sexual with some type of food?

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to have hindsight.

The ability to read braile.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

Pointless Super Powers