Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to understand irony.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!