- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

to die when you are happy

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

the ability to type slower.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

Pointless Super Powers