- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to read braile.

The power to eat your poop

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power of being pointless

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

the ability to type slower.

Pointless Super Powers