- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

done something sexual with some type of food?

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

Pointless Super Powers