The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to not do it.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!