X ray vision on chairs

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the power to beathe

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to see through insects.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!