- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Pointless Super Powers