the power to go slower than a snail :l

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!