The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!