The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power of fart helium

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to freeze ice

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!