the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to change your weight

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!