The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +121

the power tho vomit your poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

ability to levitate using my fart...

thumb_up thumb_down +119

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to not be color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to have diarrhea at any time

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The ability to read the recaptcha images

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to see white objects in off white.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to do something while you can play games.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to sleep while you're awake.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!