The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to die.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!