The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to understand irony.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power of being pointless

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!