the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power of being pointless

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!