The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!