The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Dejavu

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!