The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to talk backwards

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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Third armpit.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!