The power to speak with death people..

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Third armpit.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!