The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Nipple Radar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!