The power to urinate in mouth.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power... to read this

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to see through insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!