The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!