The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to science.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!