- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to not move but your always happy.

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to science.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to have a atomic fart

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to urinate in mouth.

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to beathe

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!