The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!