the power to sleep through a prison rape

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power of words

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!