- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

the ability to lick your own crotch

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

The power to make a few turtles fly

The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

The ability to grow trees out of money.

super strength for picking up a gallon water

The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

The power to instantly become pregnant

the ability to steal oxygen

The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

The power of see inside your eyes.

Turning wine into water.

The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

The power to make your feet stink at will.

The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

The Power to shrink but never grow back.

the abillity to fart at will

The power to see five seconds into the future.

Pointless Super Powers