The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to cure a ham

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to not know your super power

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!