The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to say you have no power

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the ability to burn in hell

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to not know your super power

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The ability to vote

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to have no powers.

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the power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!