the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!