The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!