to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!