The power to see through glass

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to die at will

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to start time.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Being able to fly in place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!