The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to science.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!