The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to troll.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to set money on fire

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!