The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power... to read this

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!