- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to be powerless

Pointless Super Powers