The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!