- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

the power to count from A to purple

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to not get shit dick

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to get hard at will.

the power to jerk off

The power to lick your elbow.

the ability to make something that docent exists

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to wear crocs.

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The ability to change races.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to see through glass

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

the power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers