The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to die at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to erase anything written in pencil

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power of writte with our feets.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to make yourself not have a super power

thumb_up thumb_down +133

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power of immortality while suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

Super-slowness

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

the power to instantly die

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!