The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the powre to spel

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!