The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!