To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!