- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to predict the present

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

being able to blow up and die

The power to die early.

Pointless Super Powers