The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!