- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Acid pee

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

Pointless Super Powers