The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to pee poop

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!