The power to see through glass

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!