- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power of self mind control

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

Acid pee

the power to count from A to purple

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to drown on land.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to die at will.

The power to erase anything written in pencil

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

Pointless Super Powers