The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to be powerless

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!