the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the powre to spel

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!