Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the powre to spel

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!